Convicted killer prefers jail with rapists to house arrest with parents
Signs you may be going to hell: Lightning strikes you during a church cookout.
Vatican claims torture is cruel, inhumane, and degrading. Unless you’re a heretic, then anything goes.
One billion PCs sold worldwide. In other news, Skynet not self-aware just yet.
The Welsh are the real English. Everyone else is there due to medieval ethnic cleansing.
8 years of school to become a doctor or lawyer. Who needs it. Become an ordained minister TODAY.
EPA claims toxic sludge is good for fish in Potomac River. Also claims nuclear waste good for enemas.