Murphy’s Law: What might go wrong will go wrong and at the worst possible moment
Sullivan’s Law: Murphy was an optimist.
Gumperson’s Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse proportion to it’s desirability.
Wiler’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it.
Chisolm’s Law: Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
Man’s Law: No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.
David’s Law: If something goes wrong, it’s always someone else fault.
Parkisons’ Law: Work will expand to fill the time that is available.
Slacker’s Law: One will rise to the level of incompetence expected of them.
Pessimist’s Law: Anything that might go wrong, has gone wrong, and you’ve just missed it.
Peter Principal: A person is promoted to the level of their incompetence