More Murphy’s laws

Murphy’s Law: What might go wrong will go wrong and at the worst possible moment

Sullivan’s Law: Murphy was an optimist.

Gumperson’s Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse proportion to it’s desirability.

Wiler’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it.

Chisolm’s Law: Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Man’s Law: No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.

David’s Law: If something goes wrong, it’s always someone else fault.

Parkisons’ Law: Work will expand to fill the time that is available.

Slacker’s Law: One will rise to the level of incompetence expected of them.

Pessimist’s Law: Anything that might go wrong, has gone wrong, and you’ve just missed it.

Peter Principal: A person is promoted to the level of their incompetence