People You’d Rather Leave Alone

Here’s a helpful little list of people that should be better off left alone.

Anyone with the title “The Grand Master of Flowers”

Anyone with the title “His Peerless Serenity”

Any man who willingly goes by the name “Bubbles”

Anyone who’s name appears in a H.P. Lovecraft book.

Anyone from the Hell’s Angles (included on general principals)

Anyone who looks better in drag.

Anyone who can bench press a Buick.

Anyone who owns a Hello Kitty AR-15

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