Religious Philosophies in a Nutshell

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

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