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Convicted killer prefers jail with rapists to house arrest with parents

Signs you may be going to hell: Lightning strikes you during a church cookout.

Vatican claims torture is cruel, inhumane, and degrading. Unless you’re a heretic, then anything goes.

One billion PCs sold worldwide. In other news, Skynet not self-aware just yet.

The Welsh are the real English. Everyone else is there due to medieval ethnic cleansing.

8 years of school to become a doctor or lawyer. Who needs it. Become an ordained minister TODAY.

EPA claims toxic sludge is good for fish in Potomac River. Also claims nuclear waste good for enemas.

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